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The Nephilim Chapter 1

This is the first part of my story The Nephilim. It's a FullMetal Alchemist fic, Roy/Ed, but mostly focusses on two original characters, David and Jonathan.

The rest can be viewed either in my gallery or in the collection titled "The Nephilim" in my favorites.

Flirting With John

Fri Jun 26, 2009, 9:10 AM
I don't really know what brought this on, but I just got a mental image in my head and I just HAD to share it.

I was picturing John in a bar, sitting and drinking, when this stranger comes up to him and says, "So tell me, Beautiful, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

John turns to him and, with a straight face, replies, "Yes. Yes it did. There was ... there was so much blood ... and the screams ..."

The stranger backs away slowly, then takes off at a run. John bursts out laughing.

  • Mood: Humor

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Thank you for the story fav. :3
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